See funny things some Uniben student wrote about the Moon

Below are some funny comments made by some Uniben Students due to the non sighting of the moon as expected.


"I WILL SET UP A COMMITTEE TO LOOK INTO THE ISSUE OF THE MISSING MOON - RT. HON LAUREL - SUG SPEAKER UNIBEN"

 "The moon is on indefinite strike
-ASUU"

" We want our own moon......  biafra"

"D moon is fantastically corrupt-UK prime minister"

" Dere was no moon sighting deals on my emails wen I ws US Secretary of State-Hiliary Clinton"

 "Protest or strike 4 PMS hike.We wont reduce it until the moon is found-BUHARI"

"NATO is using the moon to advance to the borders of Russia and we might have to respond with nuclear weapons-Putin"

" The sighting of the moon as been suspended with immediate effect. - Minister of Education."

"The sighting of moon has been cancelled due to federal govt directives. Candidates are expected to post their account details in the registration for sighting of the moon portal. - UNIBEN.''

"The new date for the sighting of the moon shall be made know by my Oga at the top🙄. - NSCDC"

"Call forth d moon by faith and it will appear...Chris oyakhilome"

"Everything is under control, the moon is in our custody....... Nigerian police force"

"I wil build a wall ard America so dat muslims wont enter and sight d moon-Donald Trump"

" The moon was kidnapped at Ekosodin......... Strong men association"

"The moon has been kicked out of its orbit. - NASA"

 'The moon should be investigated of all the corruption charges..... EFCC"

" I have a dream that one day the moon will be sighted🌙- Martin Luther King"

"The newly wedded couple fr an unknown location hs wnt away wt d moon ...... Family lawyer"

" There will be no honeymoon for us dear since the moon has not been sighted- Husband"

"The moon is a suspected thug... We can't find his I'd card...... . Uniben security"

"The moon has been taken to an offshore account in the UK by our politicians....... Nigerian masses"

 "The moon is in the group of death, He didn't qualify to the next round of sighting...... NFF"

"We have told the school management to postpone the sighting of the moon, they  refused. We are going to storm any place where the moon will be sighted tomorrow, and we'll shut it down.
-- UNIBEN SUG."

"#BringBackOurMoon. - Masses."

"Those people that were  STOLEN d moon, dearis God ooo- patience Jonathan"

"Those people that were  STOLEN d moon, dearis God ooo- patience Jonathan"

" SAFE IMPACT 2016 has promised to reduce the price of moon in other to rep Uniben intellectuals proactively----------Uniben P.R.O"

Compiled from WhatsApp Groups.

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