google.com, pub-9516951301642556, DIRECT, f08c47fec0942fa0 UNIBEN GIST: TRENDING NOW: "Is that one a Uniben student"- goes viral, (See Hilarious posts)

Monday, 13 March 2017

TRENDING NOW: "Is that one a Uniben student"- goes viral, (See Hilarious posts)

Over the weekend Uniben students (Ugbowo/Ekehuan)  including our alumni
came out emasse to trend the "is that one a Uniben Student?"  On their various social media platforms.

Read some posts below...

Any UNIBEN student politician wey nr hear, "alignment", " cum drop", "Ekosodon parliament", " issa leader dere", "send me card", " field work", "u nr loyal", " leader ur boy loyal", "u de fail", " dagbo" , "ogboni meeting"... And d person nr sabi washy That one fit win election?

- Any uniben student that does not know the true story behind the 5 statues leading from the main gate toward main auditorium...Is that one a uniben student?

 - Uniben student that knows the Uniben anthem is that one Uniben student?

 - Uniben student that they didn't steal your washed clothes on the rope, Is that one Uniben student

- Uniben graduate that did not attend any RCF program especially freshers welcome Did dat one finish from uniben?

 - Hall 2 girl that nobody has told, "I'm in front of your hostel" Is that one hall 2 girl? ?
- Hostel life in Uniben; "Hall 4 make we dey go oo !!!!"

- It's only in Uniben hostel that you will see 20 people in a room, yet no legal occupant

 - The most popular question in Uniben; "You cook?"

 - Any uniben student that was not told Who u help/ u Don baff. Is that one a uniben student?

- A Uniben student that doesn`t know `Education Field` is that one a student?

- Any UNIBEN Student that have not heard of "Mr SPEAKER, this is Uniben" is that one a UNIBEN Student??

 - UNIBEN student that does not know what EBELEBO TREE is, is that one a student???

- Uniben student wey nor sit down for faculty car park, una sure say na uniben student?

- Uniben that does not have studio picture Is Dat one student?

- Uniben Student Dat nobody has called "scholar" Did u write P. Ume sef?

- Uniben student you didn't guide your eligibility with everything,is that one Uniben student

 - You entered UNIBEN shuttle and didn't hear " ENTER WITH YOUR CHANGE", your ear has issues...

 - A UNIBEN student that never stood at HALL TWO CAR PARK, is that one a student ???

 - You are or were a UNIBEN student and you don't know where 'ARROW' block is, you don't have eligibility..

- Uniben student that did not bathe outside for once..u sure say you stay hostel at all?

 - A uniben student that have never attended night klass,is that one a student??

- All those UNIBEN student that donate their cardigan in night class, hope you still fighting pneumonia??

- A male student of UNIBEN that never made a call and say... "I am in front of your hostel", is that one a student???

- You lived in the hostel in UNIBEN and you never used HOT PLATE, were you a student???

 - A uniben student from the faculty of law and the department of history and international studies 400l that has not heard of the name ifidon,is that one a uniben student??

 - Any Uniben Ekehuan Student wey no sing "No VC Baby,no classes Baby" or "VC,someone cannot play with you"? Na Ekehuan u stay?

 - UNIBEN student wey no enter shuttle bus to Ring road, my dear na either Gorilla brains or Boiling point ny you attend oh

 - Any UNIBEN student wey nor know Sport complex, my brother you no do clearance be that

- A UNIBEN student in EKOSODIN... STUDENT: CHAIRMAN I HAIL O . STRONG MAN: SHOW FIRST, FOR WHICH LOCAL GOVERNMENT??.

 - You lived in Hall3 and you never heard "water Bender"..my brother was it in UNIBEN???

 - Uniben student wey no show ID card at ekosodin back gate that one na Uniben student??

- Uniben student wey no know "love gutter", that one Na Uniben student?

- Any student that did not go for 100 TUTORIAL, is that one a Uniben Student???.

- A uniben student that does not know arrow block is that one a uniben student?

- Any uniben student dat stayed in ekosodin and didn't eat apex rice is dat one a student?

 - So you said you entered UNIBEN shuttle to Ring road and you dinnor hear...'you wey dey wear white shirt...I dey see you but you no dey see me' Are you sure you are a Uniben student?

- You mean you r a UNIBEN student staying in school hostel and u don't know Arrow Block in hall 3????
Please d VC wants to see u in person for serious interrogation

- Any uniben student that doesn't know that guy dat sells belt,wristwatch and shoes ontop a fine car beside fidelity bank..... is dat one uniben student?????

- Any UNIBEN Student staying on campus and does not know what "HP" And "Shot Put" is... is that one a UNIBEN student ?

- That was how one 'Chairman' called me one night on my way to night class and said " I hear say na u get Ekosodin"

- Uniben Student that did not visit Love gutter / Hall 2 car park, is that one Uniben student?

- You went to night class in UNIBEN and you didn't hear "I won't take more than five of your time" you must have slept all through.

- Uniben student wey no know iz dawan uniben student

- A UNIBEN STUDENT DAT DOESN'T KNOW DAT FASA IS THE FIRST FACULTY IN UNIBEN TO WIN BOTH MALE ND FEMALE V.C CUP AT D SAME TIME, PLS ND PLS, IS DAH ONE A UNIBEN STUDENT?

- UNIBEN student politician that have not been greeted with "I greet you my leader", or "He's a leader there!", is Dat one UNIBEN Politician ?

- Any uniben alumni that did not eat in buka through out your stay in uniben, is that one a uniben graduate?

- Uniben student that didn't attend show in hall 2 car park
Is that one Uniben student?
- Uniben students who read this post and don't share it,  is that one a Uniben Student??.

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