HOSTEL APPLICATION SAGA: Uniben student outlined the benefit of Manual Hostel Application

Earlier we posted that some Uniben students expressed dissatisfaction over that fact that the hostel application for this session is gong to be manual application. A student who
supports the idea of manual application outlined the benefit of manual hostel application..

Read the unedited post below...................

BENEFITS OF MANUAL HOSTEL APPLICATION
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1* Irrespective of the fact that youtr level isn't showing on your school fees print out slip, you can still apply

2* You don't get to be charged a sumptuous amout of money from any soporific cafe.

3* There is no "Mago Mago". I mean "wuru wuru" ok i mean fraudulent act from any source.

4* it is strictly first come. first serve.

5* When you apply early, you tend to get the best hostel. For boys (Hall4) and for the damsels(Hall1). When you apply late, the status pro ante will be changed.

DEMERITS OF THE ONLINE HOSTEL APPLICATION

1* Sun go draw rainbow for your head ehn. The scotching sun will be on your head because you will get to stand in a no-movement queue.

2* It is more stressful than when the ladies are in the labour room.

MY ADVICE

1* Makw sure pay your school fes on or before the dusk of wednesday.

2* Vanish from your house and appear in front of students affairs by 6:00AM
...i repeat, 6:00AM IN THE MORNING.


ARTHUR IWUALA
     Diplomatic proboscis.

Do you agree with your fellow student???